Is Tina taking over the world?

Recently, well all along really, we’ve all made jokes at Tina’s expense, me in particular. However, many of those closest to tina no longer have “blonde moments” or “tina moments”, as there are to many occurences to be passed of as one time things. Tina, however much we make fun of her, is slowly taking over the world, one person at a time.

• MANDY. At one time, i remember mandy never using the school toilets and having what we call BLADDER CONTROL. However, since she became infected with Tina syndrome, she goes at least twice a day, AT SCHOOL.
  
• CHRISTINA. If this girl never met tina, she may have never been influence to say “My door walked into me yesterday! It did! Not my fault we’re the same height”. Such a thing we would all expect from miss Tina.
• NAZAN. Has our resident Tomboy been converted to Tinarism? Yes i added an r to the word, i’m not infected [hopefully]. Nazan today chose to scream out “FLY LIKE A HORSE!” Three years ago this girl would have a normal saying come to her head like “fly like a bird” but since infection, she has changed. Not convinced? PINK bedspread PINK curtains PINK bedroom.

Three down. Who’s next. Tina is a very sociable person, it could be you, or you, or you! Where will this infectious disease stop? Soon enough we will have the American president living in the PINK HOUSE, AB CONTEST as an olympic event and all boys born will be named EDWARD or CHANNING.

WAKE UP! to this in-humane take over, before we all have nothing between our ears.

TINA PHAN – the common-sense consuming creature! RUN  while you still can!