What the hell were you thinking?

This post, is fact, about stupid people and the worst possible choices they have made in regards to naming a child. Lets start with Celebrity examples:

• Bono’s child – Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q Hewson
• Sunday Rose Kidman Urban [Sunday Urban - sound like a newspaper section much?]
• Apple
• Sylvestor Stallone’s son - Sage Moonblood
• Nicolas Cage’s con – Kal-el    [   Superman =)   ]
• Jessica Alba’s daughter – Honor Marie Warren
• Nicole Richie’s child – Harlow Winter Kate Madden

Now we all know celebrities go to the extreme, but what about normal people stuc with miserable names for the rest of their life, or at least until they’re 18.

 

Richard Glasscock. Now we all know that richard is shortened to dick, you fill in the blanks.

 

I found http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/ to be hilarious. The funniest and most unique names i could find here were:

• Misty Bush
• Rammit deep [ram it deep]
• Dick Swett
• Mercedes Binns
• Angel Bastardo
• Harold Bahls
• Luv Joy Seamon  [say it without the joy]
• Shahaadah [named after the first pillar of islam]
• Richard Head [lmao]
• Tajshma Hall
• Sharmonica
• Tierrainney Mackanzie
• Dakota Bear

Then I began to think about couple names. Whenever there’s a couple in the grade, we attempt to morph their names together to form something to make us laugh. For Alexis and Richard i am truly sorry, for being stuck with Dickless, especially as it is an insult to Richard’s manhood. [I am expecting John to comment on who really has the manhood in the relationship].

 

 

I have no idea, with all the names in our grade, what the worst possible combination could be. Right now it stays with elic+aimee=licme. But there has to be something worse than thatt. Of cousre if we have homocombos we could always have richard+elic=dicklic.

 

 

Baby or couple names. What really is the worst possible situation?