The brilliance of synonyms.

I was thinking about an episode of friends. A main character, Joey, in an attempt to sound smarter, used a synonym on too many words and changed the meaning of the sentence while warping it entirely. I found this extremely entertaining, so i shall try to prove if this is actually possible.

Banana muffins are cool. I am not in any way sext, hot or attractive. Cute is a single syllable word for intellectually diminished. John like to flash his cash and theres nothing wrong with that. Alexis likes to make animal noises for fun, so imagine her in bed. Franchesca is my baby girl, who exited my womb only to re-renter it. Thy likes to say pew pew and maintains that he loves me, even though it is quite an impossible task. When we played chinese whispers the message actually got through, when alex said my fish drowned and my dog exploded. No, i do not look good in red.

Yes, the passage barely makes sense on its own and has no real connection, but nonetheless, here is what it translates to using the synonym tool is word.

Banana muffins be breezy. I am not during whichever line of attack sexy, blistering or smart. endearing be a solitary syllable utterance in favour of rationally made smaller. John likes en route for twinkle his currency furthermore there’s nonentity erroneous in the midst of that. Alexis likes on the road to formulate beast clatter designed for excitement, consequently visualize her in cradle. Franchesca is my little one young woman, who went out my womb merely just before re-enter it. Thy likes toward articulate pew pew and continues so as to he feels affection for me, level while it is to a certain extent an unfeasible undertaking. at what time we engaged in recreation Chinese murmurs the memorandum in point of fact get from beginning to end, when Alex alleged my nose about sunk and my beleaguer blew up. rebuff, I do not gaze first-class in scarlet.

 

Thus proving that even the simple things are complicated.

Depression: Serving for one.

 

These holidays will be the longest, most draining timeframe i’ve had in quite some time. To start off, we have a heart-break I suffer through every year: summer tv. It is in late november that all the good television shows come to a halt, taking my heart along with them. It may be unknown for some, but my lfe, whether you approve or not, it run by it. It gives me a centre, to keep my life balanced, it brings me great comfort where reality wounds me and its always there, when nobody else is. And it is at this point in the year, that all the good television shows come to an end “summer tv” kicks in. just thinking it sends a shiver down my spine … a bad shiver.

My friends, the most important people in my life, are all changing and growing up. Given, this is not necessarily a bad thing, but the problem is everyones changing in different directions. And recently proven, our bond is not as strong as we once believed it to be, as a single event or a single person can take a friend away. This added to the growing up and slowly drifting of the group, scares the hell outta me. With 5-6 weeks of no compulsory meetings, the rift we all pretend isnt there will only grow in size and power. These holidays could wreak unimaginable havoc.

And then, the other important aspect of my life, is flying millions of kilometres away. I know he has to do this, and of course i want him to have fun, but i’m going to miss him terribly. 5 weeks without a re-assuring hug, slow kiss or loving touch, as well as the randomness only he can provide. Given, he can be a dickhead, but he’s my dickhead and those weeks are going to be practically unbearable.

So yes, the three most important aspects of my lif (not necessatily in that order) are all being warped into a giant torture – designed to mess with me. World:1  Susan:0 .