April 8, 2009

Recently I’ve been hearing a lot abot these “unanswerable questions” everywhere. Theonly thing is, some of these answers are so obvious i dont understand how people could mis them. Every question has an answer, and for those people stupid enough to not understand, i’ll break it down for you.

  If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

Not if he wins dumbas. but if he loses, sure. This does make a good joke, but it is NOT an “unanswerable question”

 Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Hmm. So dirt doesnt get inside the coffins? So its easier to put it in the ground? Incase John feels like burying someone alive? All seem so obvious now, don’t they?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Skin gets darker because the cells are trying to protect themselves so they don’t break down. Hair goes lighter because the sunlight breaks down the molecular layers that absorb light and heat. Unanswerable my ass.

 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

They can. it’s just easier with open mouths because it stretche the face so it’s easier to apply. in short, YOUR QUESTION IS WRONG.

 Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because it isn’t dry yet loser!

 Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Same reason you never see “psychic foresaw death and survives again”. Because they dont know!

 Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

To demonstrate why we need a word for it.

 Why is a boxing ring square?

“In this corner…”

 Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Because the substance STICKS to your lips so they keep the colour. Lets help you get a better understanding of this. Go superglue your lips together and see what happens.

 Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The same reason doing a million math questions is practice. The more you do something, the better you get at it. It never stops being practice.

 Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Rain also falls. RAIN DOESN’T DROP, RAINDROPS FALL. They come in the form of drops, but verb is to fall.

 Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

To help you concentrate on what you’re doing. Like i said, OBVIOUS!.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why don’t you drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid and find out?

 Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Because it deals with SECONDS. The 2nd hand deals with MINUTES. ITS NAMES AFTER THE UNIT IT MEASURES!

 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Because everyone’s in a rush to get home or to work/school, hence the increased traffic.


 Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Because it has a definition? If you told a 6 month old to define dictionary, they’d have NFI what you’re on about. They’ve gotta learn sometime.

 Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Two words – Nobody cares. Why isn’t there a special word for your level of idiocy?

 Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

WHere do you suppose this mouse flavour will come from. SHarks and bears seem to like eating us. So while where at it, lets make human flavoured shark food.

 Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Good point – it’s not like pilots need to see whats in front of them in the sky or anything.

 Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Not while i’m watching. But yeah, weight physically restricts people from removing their clothes and going in the water. If you’re over a certain weight limit and naked, water sends its hydrogen molecules to kill you before you enter the water. What the hell do you think genius?!?!

 Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

You dont need a drivers licence dumbass you just need photo ID accompanied with proof of age. Drivers licenses provide that.

What is the speed of dark?

JENNIFER FLASHBACK. The speed of dark is the speed of light. As soon as light comes, dark disappears and vice versa.

Unanswerable questions my ass. Some are stupidity, and some are failed jokes, but unanswerable? I dont think so!


One Response to “So called “UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS””

  1. mrmandy Says:

    I don’t remember reading this. But.. it’s LOL!

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