September 11, 2008

In many teenage lives, most girls strive for the same thing. They want to be recognized, they want to be popular… they want to be hot. “Hot” is just a little 3 letter word, yet it can put so much pressure on our already complicated lives. But what really makes a girl ‘hot’?

I resorted to the obvious mathod of obtaining an answer – googling.
“Slim body. Nice shiny straight hair. Big boobs. Cute face. Nice legs.”
Hot = looks/sexual desire
 Beauty = looks & mind
“Hot implies a more visceral sexuality”

“Hot is like a swimsuit model; lean, maybe a little tanned, with perfect hair and confidence (as well as a unembarrassed sense of self image) to spare.”
Skin – tanned, unblemished, unbroken, tight.
Curves – hourglass-shaped, wide hips, thin between ribs and hips, long legs
Weight – No loose hanging skin, flat stomache, toned muscles, not scary-skinny
Ass – no explanation? “nice” doesnt narrrow it down much.
Face – pretty features, blemish free, not a hair out of place, long hair
Boobs – massive, tanned, firm, revealed

Hot involves having all these characteristics. So now i dont know if it is possible to call anyone hot, and im pretty sure no-one in the grade fits all these characteristics, thus no girl in the grade is hot. Please correct me if you can find someone who is all this, anywhere.

Basically for a girl to be hot she has to have long straights hair, pretty face, large boobs, skinny waist, noticable curves, tanned skin, nice ass [so explanatory], confident personality and slutty clothes. Seriously, how much do guys expect? This girl.. isn’t real.

The skin is a perfect example of media mind-control. Women everywhere obsessed with being the perfect colour. Spending hours in the sun developing melanomas or undergoing the so called ‘Michael Jackson’ surgery to defy their heritage and birth colour.

Why is society so superficial? Why do we judge solely based on the image placed before us? But i supposed the number one question would have to be, why are girls judges so much more often and harsher than guys? Gender equality will remain a myth until testosterone becomes one … TRANSLATION: Girls are basically nothing but a sculpture to look at and feel the texture.
This male-dominated society is disgracefully unjust and no matter how much awareness is raised, the problem will never be solved.The physical appearance of a girl can make or break her self-esteem. So if a gir has a high self-esteem based on her looks, a car accident could shatter her whole life. If a girl has low self-esteem, does she respond overexcitedly to a compliment, or does she take it as an insult, believing she is being mocked?
GUYS- Why do you judge us so critically?

“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you”


Men and Women

August 16, 2008

All over i keep seing girls saying that they wish they were boys, or having random thoughts to that effect. There’s an old joke about what men and women would do if they had each other’s body parts for a day so i thought i’d share that with you.

The top ten things men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9.  Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.  See if they could finally do the splits.
7.  See if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6.  Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.  Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4.  Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3.  Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2.  Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1.  Finally find that damned g-spot!

The top ten things women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. get a better paid job.
9.  get a blow job.
8.  find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7.  pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6.  determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5.  find out what its like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4.  touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3.  jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2.  understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a mans eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1.  repeat number 9!

I can never understand just why we are never satisfied with our own gender? There really isn’t anything you can do about it, unless you’re so determined you have a sex change operation, but it still won’t ever be the same.

From a woman’s point of view, the day in the life of a man seems easier. They never have to feel the uncomfort of blood draining out of them, nor the cramp that feel like being scraped with a blade. Their only role in child birth is ejaculating, which for them is extremely fun, whilst women have to have body parts stretching out further than ever and a little person pushing it’s way out, not to mention the contractions. Man can sleep around, stare at chicks and have inappropriate comments at anytime without being called a slut or a whore and being able to say “I’m a guy, what do you expect?” and get away with it.

From a guy’s point of view, there’s nothing i can say. I don’t understand how their minds work, nor why they would want to be a girl other than the two following words; multiple orgasms.

Men and women; will either ever be satisfied?

What the hell is with guys and big boobs? Ok i get the whole ‘instinct to mate with the reproductively gifted’ side of thing but the extent of this issue is far beyond just that.

As i attempted to google myself an answer to this mind-boggling question i came across numerous answers-

  • Media has exploited the idea of large breasts as the definition of womanhood, sexual gratification and femininity.
  • We don’t have them and they’re fun to play with
  • Because small boobs make males feel like pedophiles
  • Cavemen believed big breasts can nurse more children and the instinct became ingrained in guys DNA.
  • Yes we like it generally. Sucking n squeezing them turn us on.
  • Big boobs and wide hips are special features that tell men instinctively: Fertile female, good for breeding
  • It is how we assess female’s fertility, genes, general health, and ability to nurse children, so that we can know which ones are worth our time when looking for females to lay seed in.

Personally, it’s fucking annoying! Do you have any idea how it feels to walk down the street and have a million guys staring at your chest, beeping, wolf whistling, pointing you out to their friends etc.  ?

I suppose some girls like the attention, but i definately do not. I have resorted to wearing baggy clothing [especially on school, filled with teenage boys] so much so that when i was with a best friend today she said “i never realised how skinny you are”.

I feel disproportionate. I can actually fit into size 8 clothes really well [even size 8 jeans] but my chest is just there out of nowhere – KABLAMO! Yes, mine are excessive and guys may like to watch girls with such features run, but for such girls, it’s extremely painful! [Assuming they’re real of course]

Another annoying part of this is buying new bras. Bought b cups, theyre all gone. Bought c cups, they dont fit. I had to upsize again and it takes a lot of money to buy these clothes they wont fit in a few months again anyway.

Big boobs – You like them, you can have them. I don’t want them.