Men and Women

August 16, 2008

All over i keep seing girls saying that they wish they were boys, or having random thoughts to that effect. There’s an old joke about what men and women would do if they had each other’s body parts for a day so i thought i’d share that with you.

The top ten things men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9.  Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.  See if they could finally do the splits.
7.  See if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6.  Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.  Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4.  Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3.  Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2.  Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1.  Finally find that damned g-spot!

The top ten things women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. get a better paid job.
9.  get a blow job.
8.  find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7.  pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6.  determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5.  find out what its like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4.  touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3.  jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2.  understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a mans eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1.  repeat number 9!

I can never understand just why we are never satisfied with our own gender? There really isn’t anything you can do about it, unless you’re so determined you have a sex change operation, but it still won’t ever be the same.

From a woman’s point of view, the day in the life of a man seems easier. They never have to feel the uncomfort of blood draining out of them, nor the cramp that feel like being scraped with a blade. Their only role in child birth is ejaculating, which for them is extremely fun, whilst women have to have body parts stretching out further than ever and a little person pushing it’s way out, not to mention the contractions. Man can sleep around, stare at chicks and have inappropriate comments at anytime without being called a slut or a whore and being able to say “I’m a guy, what do you expect?” and get away with it.

From a guy’s point of view, there’s nothing i can say. I don’t understand how their minds work, nor why they would want to be a girl other than the two following words; multiple orgasms.

Men and women; will either ever be satisfied?

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